-You suddenly have the world’s strongest urge to shove the BROWN BEADS into your REAR COMFORT ZONE. Yeah, fuck this overly complex ALCHEMY crap. You’ll show the universe what you think of its stupid fucking rules.
-However, before you move anything from your ALCHEMY APPARATUS into your previously unknown area of REARECTUM PROTUBERANCE, you remember that STRUCTION BEADS are extremely unstable, and if removed from the APPARATUS, have a high probability to RIP THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE INTO RIBBONS by SPLITTING ALL ATOMS IN EXISTENCE. Your mother warned you about these kind of actions, what with her being such an experienced SPACE RIFT MUSKETEER and all. What would you do without her?
->put turkey, cheese, bread, and pickles into the conselection arena
-Done
-Well look at this! It looks like you’ve programmed a PERFECT CONSELECTION! Your current mixture would result in a STRING of 3 GREEN BEADS and 2 BROWN BEADS without any WASTE PARAPHERNALIA. Would you like to continue with this CONSELECTION?
-[yes
-You have CONSTRUCTUALIZED a STRING of 3 GREEN BEADS and 2 BROWN BEADS
-Would you like to RESCRUTINIZE this STRING?
-[yes
-Congratulations! You have created a LEVEL 6 SANDWICH!
-You gain 15 EXPERIENCE POINTS!
->eat sandwich
-Done. This sandwich is pretty good! Your HUNGER MOOD EXEMPLAR has raised to 3. You are now in a CONTENT MOOD.
-Next to you SPACE TIME BOX releases a high-pitched squealish noise. It gives off some smoke, and opens revealing a small PIECE OF PAPER.
->add piece of paper to inventory
-Your PIECE OF PAPER takes up ONE INVENTORY SPACE in your currently available INVENTORY MENU. Your JEANS allow you FOUR INVENTORY SLOTS. You have NO SLOTS
remaining.
-[What will you do next? INSERT AN INPUT BY CLICKING AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS MESSAGE
-However, before you move anything from your ALCHEMY APPARATUS into your previously unknown area of REARECTUM PROTUBERANCE, you remember that STRUCTION BEADS are extremely unstable, and if removed from the APPARATUS, have a high probability to RIP THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE INTO RIBBONS by SPLITTING ALL ATOMS IN EXISTENCE. Your mother warned you about these kind of actions, what with her being such an experienced SPACE RIFT MUSKETEER and all. What would you do without her?
->put turkey, cheese, bread, and pickles into the conselection arena
-Done
-Well look at this! It looks like you’ve programmed a PERFECT CONSELECTION! Your current mixture would result in a STRING of 3 GREEN BEADS and 2 BROWN BEADS without any WASTE PARAPHERNALIA. Would you like to continue with this CONSELECTION?
-[yes
-You have CONSTRUCTUALIZED a STRING of 3 GREEN BEADS and 2 BROWN BEADS
-Would you like to RESCRUTINIZE this STRING?
-[yes
-Congratulations! You have created a LEVEL 6 SANDWICH!
-You gain 15 EXPERIENCE POINTS!
->eat sandwich
-Done. This sandwich is pretty good! Your HUNGER MOOD EXEMPLAR has raised to 3. You are now in a CONTENT MOOD.
-Next to you SPACE TIME BOX releases a high-pitched squealish noise. It gives off some smoke, and opens revealing a small PIECE OF PAPER.
->add piece of paper to inventory
-Your PIECE OF PAPER takes up ONE INVENTORY SPACE in your currently available INVENTORY MENU. Your JEANS allow you FOUR INVENTORY SLOTS. You have NO SLOTS
remaining.
-[What will you do next? INSERT AN INPUT BY CLICKING AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS MESSAGE
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