-> look for something unusual
-You look about your room, but nothing strikes you as terribly unusual, besides you being naked.
-Well, now that you think about it, the way you left your WALLET and CELL PHONE in the middle of the floor does seem a bit unnatural. Because, people don’t do that. They don’t just leave stuff in the middle of the floor.
-> look for something unusual on laptop
-Oh God, please be careful. Even a proven Gentleman such as yourself knows about the horrors that lurk behind every window you open on the Internet.
-You sit down at your computer desk completely naked, as unfortunate an implication like that may be.
-You find many unusual things on your LAPTOP, but after a while you just end up at the SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE you and your friends are always on. It’s a force of habit, really. You don’t use this LAPTOP for much else.
-It looks like four of your FRIENDS are currently available for CHAT
->check opinions
-You currently have ONE (1) OPINIONS
->post opinion
-You roll an INFLUENCE skill check adding your CHARISMA multiplier. You roll a ZERO with an added bonus of 2.
-You take your idea about the weather and economy being shit and plaster it all over your SOCIAL SPACE. It looks a little like this:
--- its so fucking sunny outside I wish I could hate the sun to death. also the economy is bad, if you didn’t already know that.
-Since you don’t have any DICE and haven’t spent any time DEVELOPING your OPINION, it’s complete SHIT.
-Your OPINION has failed to get you any INTERNET RESPECT.
->chat with friends
-Which FRIEND do you want to CHAT with? Keep in mind that they have not yet been named, so we will keep track of them by using NUMBERS.
-You can choose (1) (2) (3) or (4)
-[1
-You open a chat window with FRIEND NUMBER (1). Your conversation goes a bit like this.
---A. GENTLEMAN, Hey. Hey what’s up
---(1)Hi.
---(1) wow are you serious? That kind of blows man.
---A. GENTLEMAN, What? No way!
---(1) I don’t think I’m going to tell you.
-You are confused by this chat. What could it be that your best bud doesn’t want you to know about last night?
->remember last night
-You try to remember what exactly it was that your friend doesn’t want you to know. All you can remember is you and four of your friends going “foresting”, which is the act of dicking around in wooded areas.
-There’s not much to remember, just a bunch of kids and trees.
->get dressed
-If you want to get dressed, you may need to have some clothes with which you can dress into.
-It’s a very important part of the dressing process.
->go to dresser drawer
-You swing your naked body over to your DRESSER/DRAWER thing.
-It is made of wood. Nothing else about it is noticeable.
-open dresser
-Done. Inside your DRESSER are a few piles of moderately clean clothing. You don’t have a very large collection, but enough to customise a basic appearance.
->get dressed
-You have 3 SHIRTS to choose from. One is RED, one is a BLUE-ISH GRAPHIC TEE, and the last one is a KIND OF TACKY SWEATER.
-You have 2 PANTS to choose from. One is a pretty cool-looking pair of FADED BLACK JEANS, the other is a pair of SWEAT PANTS that are ripped near the ends.
-What would you like to wear?
-[blue shirt and black jeans
-The combination you have chosen is in the STYLISH CASUAL category with a FASHION score of 3 out of 10.
-You are now dressed. Your COMFORT MOOD EXEMPLAR has increased to 2.
-You are now fit to go outside! You have earned 10 EXPERIENCE POINTS.
--CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE GROWN TO LEVEL 2!
-You are automatically being taken to your STATUS DIRECTUM.
-You now have TWO SKILL POINTS to allocate and can permanently increase one of your ATTRIBUTES. Please choose an ATTRIBUTE to increase.
-STRENGTH, CHARISMA, SMARTS, DURABILITY, LUCK, (?), (?), (?)
-[hold on, what?
-You now have TWO SKILL POINTS to allocate, please choose an ATTRIBUTE to increase.
-STRENGTH, CHARISMA, SMARTS, DURABILITY, LUCK, (?), (?), (?)
-[(?)
-You cannot increase a (?) ATTRIBUTE because you currently do not posses the special abilities required to learn any of the SKILLS these ATTRIBUTES govern.
-[charisma
-Your CHARISMA increased by ONE, you now have a 17 CHARISMA SCORE with a 2+ MODIFIER for SKILLS governed by CHARISMA.
-You suddenly feel a smidge more likable.
->analyse attributes
-Your ATTRIBUTES are as follows:
-STRENGH 14 -CHARISMA 17 -SMARTS 14 -DURABILITY 8 -LUCK 14
-Any STRENGTH-related SKILL you attempt has a MODIFIER of +1
-Any CHARISMA-related SKILL you attempt has a MODIFIER of +2
-Any SMARTS-related SKILL you attempt has a MODIFIER of +1
-Any DURABILITY-related SKILL you attempt has a MODIFIER of -2
-Any LUCK-related SKILL you attempt has a MODIFIER of +1
->analyse charisma
-CHARISMA governs how likable you are and how much you can influence the opinions and thoughts of other people.
-SKILLS related to CHARISMA include CHARM, INFLUENCE, BARTER, PERSUASION, INSIGHT, BLUFF, ATTRACTIVENESS, LEADERSHIP, DISTRACTION, and FRIENDLINESS.
-You currently have ZERO SKILL POINTS allocated to any SKILLS related to CHARISMA.
->increase charm and attractiveness
-Your CHARM has increased by ONE
-Your ATTRACTIVENESS has increased by ONE
-You have now finished leveling up, you have been taken out of the STATUS DIRECTUM.
->check tasks
-Your CURRENT TASKS include:
-Get groceries
-Find out what happened last night
-Your SIDE TASKS include:
-Your total number of tasks is :2
->check time
-Right now it is 12:40 in the afternoon. You began the game at 12:00.
-You have until 2:00 to bring home the GROCERIES.
->pick up cell phone and wallet
-You stoop down to the floor where you deposited your belongings a while ago. You are now holding your CELL PHONE in your RIGHT HAND and your WALLET in your LEFT HAND.
->add cell phone and wallet to inventory
-Your CELL PHONE and WALLET each take up ONE INVENTORY SPACE in your currently available INVENTORY MENU. Your JEANS allow you FOUR INVENTORY SLOTS. You have TWO SLOTS remaining.
->grab keys
-You return to your windowsill and grab the KEYS with your RIGHT HAND.
->add keys to inventory
-Your KEYS take up ONE INVENTORY SPACE in your currently available INVENTORY MENU. Your JEANS allow you FOUR INVENTORY SLOTS. You have ONE SLOT remaining.
-[PLEASE INSERT AN INPUT BY CLICKING AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS MESSAGE
-You look about your room, but nothing strikes you as terribly unusual, besides you being naked.
-Well, now that you think about it, the way you left your WALLET and CELL PHONE in the middle of the floor does seem a bit unnatural. Because, people don’t do that. They don’t just leave stuff in the middle of the floor.
-> look for something unusual on laptop
-Oh God, please be careful. Even a proven Gentleman such as yourself knows about the horrors that lurk behind every window you open on the Internet.
-You sit down at your computer desk completely naked, as unfortunate an implication like that may be.
-You find many unusual things on your LAPTOP, but after a while you just end up at the SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE you and your friends are always on. It’s a force of habit, really. You don’t use this LAPTOP for much else.
-It looks like four of your FRIENDS are currently available for CHAT
->check opinions
-You currently have ONE (1) OPINIONS
->post opinion
-You roll an INFLUENCE skill check adding your CHARISMA multiplier. You roll a ZERO with an added bonus of 2.
-You take your idea about the weather and economy being shit and plaster it all over your SOCIAL SPACE. It looks a little like this:
--- its so fucking sunny outside I wish I could hate the sun to death. also the economy is bad, if you didn’t already know that.
-Since you don’t have any DICE and haven’t spent any time DEVELOPING your OPINION, it’s complete SHIT.
-Your OPINION has failed to get you any INTERNET RESPECT.
->chat with friends
-Which FRIEND do you want to CHAT with? Keep in mind that they have not yet been named, so we will keep track of them by using NUMBERS.
-You can choose (1) (2) (3) or (4)
-[1
-You open a chat window with FRIEND NUMBER (1). Your conversation goes a bit like this.
---A. GENTLEMAN, Hey. Hey what’s up
---(1)Hi.
Not much.
You?
---A. GENTLEMAN, well, I might get kicked out of my house today---(1) wow are you serious? That kind of blows man.
BTW what the hell is it with your update?
is looks like one of those badly spelled troll statuses
like; what even are you saying here?
---A. GENTLEMAN, uh. Well, if you think that its making fun of otherstatuses and you think that’s remotely cool or funny then yeah that’s totally what I was doing
because I’m a funny guy you see
---(1) Whatever you say broAnd listen, about last night,
It’s probably better if we don’t let HER know what happened.
Let’s just keep that between you and me.
---A. GENTLEMAN That’s right, I will totally keep whatever happenedyesterday a complete and total secret, like I never even knew
what the secret was in the first place.
So, by the way
What was the secret again
---(1) Are you saying you don’t remember?---A. GENTLEMAN, What? No way!
Surely a secret of this great importancewould never be lost to me:
The keeper of all the secrets.
But dude, last night...
whatever it is you said happened last night
was so full of secrets that its hard
to keep track of which one is the one
you don’t explicitly want me to tell.
Yeah, that’s it.
So just remind me, so I can work on that.
Like a gentleman.
---(1) Well that sounds oddly suspicious.Because if you don’t remember what happened last night,
that’s actually all kinds of awesome.
---A. GENTLEMAN, What? Why?---(1) I don’t think I’m going to tell you.
Just forget this conversation ever happened
be on your merry way,
what with the being kicked out of your house and such
---A. GENTLEMAN, :<-You are confused by this chat. What could it be that your best bud doesn’t want you to know about last night?
->remember last night
-You try to remember what exactly it was that your friend doesn’t want you to know. All you can remember is you and four of your friends going “foresting”, which is the act of dicking around in wooded areas.
-There’s not much to remember, just a bunch of kids and trees.
->get dressed
-If you want to get dressed, you may need to have some clothes with which you can dress into.
-It’s a very important part of the dressing process.
->go to dresser drawer
-You swing your naked body over to your DRESSER/DRAWER thing.
-It is made of wood. Nothing else about it is noticeable.
-open dresser
-Done. Inside your DRESSER are a few piles of moderately clean clothing. You don’t have a very large collection, but enough to customise a basic appearance.
->get dressed
-You have 3 SHIRTS to choose from. One is RED, one is a BLUE-ISH GRAPHIC TEE, and the last one is a KIND OF TACKY SWEATER.
-You have 2 PANTS to choose from. One is a pretty cool-looking pair of FADED BLACK JEANS, the other is a pair of SWEAT PANTS that are ripped near the ends.
-What would you like to wear?
-[blue shirt and black jeans
-The combination you have chosen is in the STYLISH CASUAL category with a FASHION score of 3 out of 10.
-You are now dressed. Your COMFORT MOOD EXEMPLAR has increased to 2.
-You are now fit to go outside! You have earned 10 EXPERIENCE POINTS.
--CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE GROWN TO LEVEL 2!
-You are automatically being taken to your STATUS DIRECTUM.
-You now have TWO SKILL POINTS to allocate and can permanently increase one of your ATTRIBUTES. Please choose an ATTRIBUTE to increase.
-STRENGTH, CHARISMA, SMARTS, DURABILITY, LUCK, (?), (?), (?)
-[hold on, what?
-You now have TWO SKILL POINTS to allocate, please choose an ATTRIBUTE to increase.
-STRENGTH, CHARISMA, SMARTS, DURABILITY, LUCK, (?), (?), (?)
-[(?)
-You cannot increase a (?) ATTRIBUTE because you currently do not posses the special abilities required to learn any of the SKILLS these ATTRIBUTES govern.
-[charisma
-Your CHARISMA increased by ONE, you now have a 17 CHARISMA SCORE with a 2+ MODIFIER for SKILLS governed by CHARISMA.
-You suddenly feel a smidge more likable.
->analyse attributes
-Your ATTRIBUTES are as follows:
-STRENGH 14 -CHARISMA 17 -SMARTS 14 -DURABILITY 8 -LUCK 14
-Any STRENGTH-related SKILL you attempt has a MODIFIER of +1
-Any CHARISMA-related SKILL you attempt has a MODIFIER of +2
-Any SMARTS-related SKILL you attempt has a MODIFIER of +1
-Any DURABILITY-related SKILL you attempt has a MODIFIER of -2
-Any LUCK-related SKILL you attempt has a MODIFIER of +1
->analyse charisma
-CHARISMA governs how likable you are and how much you can influence the opinions and thoughts of other people.
-SKILLS related to CHARISMA include CHARM, INFLUENCE, BARTER, PERSUASION, INSIGHT, BLUFF, ATTRACTIVENESS, LEADERSHIP, DISTRACTION, and FRIENDLINESS.
-You currently have ZERO SKILL POINTS allocated to any SKILLS related to CHARISMA.
->increase charm and attractiveness
-Your CHARM has increased by ONE
-Your ATTRACTIVENESS has increased by ONE
-You have now finished leveling up, you have been taken out of the STATUS DIRECTUM.
->check tasks
-Your CURRENT TASKS include:
-Get groceries
-Find out what happened last night
-Your SIDE TASKS include:
-Your total number of tasks is :2
->check time
-Right now it is 12:40 in the afternoon. You began the game at 12:00.
-You have until 2:00 to bring home the GROCERIES.
->pick up cell phone and wallet
-You stoop down to the floor where you deposited your belongings a while ago. You are now holding your CELL PHONE in your RIGHT HAND and your WALLET in your LEFT HAND.
->add cell phone and wallet to inventory
-Your CELL PHONE and WALLET each take up ONE INVENTORY SPACE in your currently available INVENTORY MENU. Your JEANS allow you FOUR INVENTORY SLOTS. You have TWO SLOTS remaining.
->grab keys
-You return to your windowsill and grab the KEYS with your RIGHT HAND.
->add keys to inventory
-Your KEYS take up ONE INVENTORY SPACE in your currently available INVENTORY MENU. Your JEANS allow you FOUR INVENTORY SLOTS. You have ONE SLOT remaining.
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-> yell at mom
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