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Saturday, December 3, 2011

Page 8, read piece of paper in inventory

->read piece of paper in inventory

-You slip the PAPER out of your pocket and hold it in front of you

-It says is very small, pretty little letters,

-Plutonium, 3 bags
-40 boxes of chicken broth
-1 bar of soap

-You’re pretty sure where you can find those last two things, but the third seems a bit... difficult. What could your mom possibly want with all of these strange things?

->go outside

-You exit the HOUSE, into the nightmarish sunlight you tried so hard to write a very-badly written OPINION about before. It’s still infuriating.

-You are now in your FRONT LAWN, there’s houses to your left and right; the way normal neighborhoods are structured. You notice your SHITTY CAR in the DRIVEWAY.

->analyse shitty car

-If you had to give your car a shittiness rating from one to five, you’d probably lose count before you reach the number you’re thinking of.

-This small, brownish thing was a gift from your LATE DAD. He used to drive it around when he was a do-nothing 18 year old, and now he’s passed it to you. The only reason you haven’t gotten another car, is because you have no money, and no one wants to buy your car away from you. At least it works.

->get in the car

-Done. You grip the steering wheel.

->drive the car

-You put your foot on the gas but nothing happens.

->oh for gods sake

-Sorry, I don’t understand you.

->use keys on car

-You take your KEYS out of your pocket and put them in the ignition. The car starts.

-You are now at the WORLD MAP. Currently, the only places you can go are SUPERMARKET, GAME RETAILER, and four houses you can visit that belong to friends of yours.

-Where would you like to go?